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22 August 2009 @ 04:06 pm
As many of you know, I have some fairly odd quirks. The most annoying one to those around me has to be my hatred of noises. Since I pretty much immediately *nuke the plastic bags from space once they enter the apartment, the main two that still drive me batty (er) are whistling and chewing. (There's also flipping the battery cover on the remote but I'll save that for another entry.) Jeff loves to whistle. I love to whine incessantly about his whistling. It gives me great joy to tell him things like " I heard that if you whistle too much it can cause erectile dysfunction." He usually stops whistling but gives me the raised German eyebrow tm This has gone on for as long as we've been dating. This time. Not the last time. The last time I was too busy trying to get him into plastic handcuffs and then wondering why he didn't leave them on. Again, that's a whole separate entry that I may or may not write depending on my mood or the position of URANUS. HA. I said Ur Anus.

This, my friends, is the joy of dating and cohabitation. He whines about my inability to not wear things on my head or leave him alone after the alarm has gone off approximately 86,452,933 times. GET UP MUFFIN. IF YOU DO NOT GET UP I WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE ACTION. Action being molest him with the finger puppet that revsphynx and luckeyisis got me for my birthday this year. It is an amazing finger puppet. One day, Fingerkins will cure cancer and provide everyone with the amazing ability to orgasm just by thinking about him.

The end.
* Oh fine. I don't actually nuke them from space but I would if I thought I could get away with it and not have Karl Rove start a rumor about me owning nukes and then declaring war on terror again over in Iraq or Iran or Russia or Kentucky.

I forgot to mention that I'm going to be richer than all of you very soon thanks to my new friend Michael Vincent.
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09 April 2009 @ 02:03 pm
I expect my Cincinnati peeps to come down to the Dock and heckle me tonight. Bad easter puns are welcome and mildly demanded.
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16 March 2009 @ 06:02 pm
More Foetoes.
16 March 2009 @ 12:58 pm
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I'm too tired and scattered to figure out which ones didn't upload properly. Maybe later.
20 February 2009 @ 08:02 pm
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20 February 2009 @ 02:59 pm
My buggers gave me a photo op today. :)

I luffers them. Schitz has since decided to protect the bed. :P
19 February 2009 @ 03:52 pm
This is a test post from flickr, a fancy photo sharing thing.
15 January 2009 @ 03:00 pm
Dear shemademe4head You didn't tell me you were on SNL. What else haven't you told me?

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